im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
I feel like being a girl comes with a lot of terms and conditions that i didn’t sign up for.
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space