plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up